The Christmas gift shop is openOrder by December 12 for US Christmas delivery.

A very goblin Christmas

For the one who already owns every dice set

The DM, the rules lawyer, the D&D friend who still owes the party gold. Pick the joke that sounds exactly like them.

Find their Christmas tee Spotted one for you? Treat yourself, adventurer.
Santa's Chaotic Evil List, Hark The Feral Angels Sing and Lurking Around The Christmas Tree tees folded in a kraft gift box with tissue and red ribbon

From our party to yours

No last-minute side quests. Order by December 12.

  • Premium Comfort Colors tees
  • Free shipping on orders $99+

Gift sizing

Comfort Colors 1717

Lay a tee they already love flat and measure armpit to armpit. Pick the size with the closest chest width.

SizeChest widthLength
S18.3 in 46.4 cm26.6 in 67.6 cm
M20.3 in 51.4 cm28.0 in 71.1 cm
L22.0 in 55.9 cm29.4 in 74.6 cm
XL24.0 in 61.0 cm30.8 in 78.1 cm
2XL26.0 in 66.0 cm31.6 in 80.3 cm
3XL27.8 in 70.5 cm32.5 in 82.6 cm
4XL29.8 in 75.6 cm33.5 in 85.1 cm

Garment measurements, laid flat. Relaxed unisex fit.

Christmas

Gifts for the whole party. Free shipping on orders $99+

Choose their loot.

Skip to results list

Filter:

Sort by:

128 products
128 products

Filter

  • Sorry Santa, I've Been Feral T-Shirt

    Sorry Santa, I've Been Feral T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Sorry Santa, I've Been Feral T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Merry Creepmas T-Shirt

    Merry Creepmas T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Merry Creepmas T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Critters In Christmas Sweaters T-Shirt

    Critters In Christmas Sweaters T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Critters In Christmas Sweaters T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Dear Santa, I Can Explain T-Shirt

    Dear Santa, I Can Explain T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Dear Santa, I Can Explain T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Christmas Loading T-Shirt

    Christmas Loading T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Christmas Loading T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • What Is Even Happening Goose T-Shirt

    What Is Even Happening Goose T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    What Is Even Happening Goose T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Bah Humbug Cat T-Shirt

    Bah Humbug Cat T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Bah Humbug Cat T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Insufficient Evidence T-Shirt

    Insufficient Evidence T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Insufficient Evidence T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Make Merry, My Liege T-Shirt

    Make Merry, My Liege T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Make Merry, My Liege T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Is This Jolly Enough? T-Shirt

    Is This Jolly Enough? T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Is This Jolly Enough? T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Christmas Present Mimic T-Shirt

    Christmas Present Mimic T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Christmas Present Mimic T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Santa Thinks I'm A Delight T-Shirt

    Santa Thinks I'm A Delight T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Santa Thinks I'm A Delight T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Lurking Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

    Lurking Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Lurking Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Festive Goose On The Loose T-Shirt

    Festive Goose On The Loose T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Festive Goose On The Loose T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Wrap Goblin T-Shirt

    Wrap Goblin T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Wrap Goblin T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Six Geese A-Laying T-Shirt

    Six Geese A-Laying T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Six Geese A-Laying T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • We Sleigh At Dawn T-Shirt

    We Sleigh At Dawn T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    We Sleigh At Dawn T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Hark The Feral Angels Sing T-Shirt

    Hark The Feral Angels Sing T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Hark The Feral Angels Sing T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Krampusnacht T-Shirt

    Krampusnacht T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Krampusnacht T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95
  • Dragon Sleigh Santa T-Shirt

    Dragon Sleigh Santa T-Shirt

    Regular price  Sale price  $31.95

    Dragon Sleigh Santa T-Shirt

    Sale price  $31.95 Regular price  $45.95

“Rolled a natural 20 on this gift.”

The joke is only the opening move.

  1. 01

    You know their class.

    Goblin chaos, feral geese or a d20 with a bow on it. Pick the joke they would make at the table.

  2. 02

    Soft as a long rest.

    Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in a relaxed unisex fit. Game night, grocery run, couch.

  3. 03

    The gift-giver gets loot too.

    Spotted one that is completely you? Every hero earns a loot drop. Add it to the cart while you are here.

For the whole party. Yes, even you.

Know their alignment. Gift their loot.

The DM finally speechless. The group chat full of photos. Pick the tee that rolls a natural 20 with them.

Find their Christmas tee

Last chance to order for US Christmas delivery: December 12.