The Christmas gift shop is openOrder by December 12 for US Christmas delivery.

A very goblin Christmas

For the one who already owns every dice set

The DM, the rules lawyer, the D&D friend who still owes the party gold. Pick the joke that sounds exactly like them.

Find their Christmas tee Spotted one for you? Treat yourself, adventurer.
Santa's Chaotic Evil List, Hark The Feral Angels Sing and Lurking Around The Christmas Tree tees folded in a kraft gift box with tissue and red ribbon

From our party to yours

No last-minute side quests. Order by December 12.

  • Premium Comfort Colors tees
  • Free shipping on orders $99+

Gift sizing

Comfort Colors 1717

Lay a tee they already love flat and measure armpit to armpit. Pick the size with the closest chest width.

SizeChest widthLength
S18.3 in 46.4 cm26.6 in 67.6 cm
M20.3 in 51.4 cm28.0 in 71.1 cm
L22.0 in 55.9 cm29.4 in 74.6 cm
XL24.0 in 61.0 cm30.8 in 78.1 cm
2XL26.0 in 66.0 cm31.6 in 80.3 cm
3XL27.8 in 70.5 cm32.5 in 82.6 cm
4XL29.8 in 75.6 cm33.5 in 85.1 cm

Garment measurements, laid flat. Relaxed unisex fit.

Christmas

Gifts for the whole party. Free shipping on orders $99+

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  • Be Naughty Save Santa The Trip T-Shirt

    Be Naughty Save Santa The Trip T-Shirt

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    Be Naughty Save Santa The Trip T-Shirt

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  • The Original Father Christmas T-Shirt

    The Original Father Christmas T-Shirt

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    The Original Father Christmas T-Shirt

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  • Summoning The Holiday Spirit T-Shirt

    Summoning The Holiday Spirit T-Shirt

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    Summoning The Holiday Spirit T-Shirt

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  • Making Spirits Bright T-Shirt

    Making Spirits Bright T-Shirt

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    Making Spirits Bright T-Shirt

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  • Hail Santa T-Shirt

    Hail Santa T-Shirt

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    Hail Santa T-Shirt

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  • Season's Beatings Knight T-Shirt

    Season's Beatings Knight T-Shirt

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    Season's Beatings Knight T-Shirt

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  • Let's Get Lit Dragon T-Shirt

    Let's Get Lit Dragon T-Shirt

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    Let's Get Lit Dragon T-Shirt

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  • Merry Witchmas T-Shirt

    Merry Witchmas T-Shirt

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    Merry Witchmas T-Shirt

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  • Dead Inside But It's Christmas T-Shirt

    Dead Inside But It's Christmas T-Shirt

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    Dead Inside But It's Christmas T-Shirt

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  • Skeletons Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

    Skeletons Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

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    Skeletons Around The Christmas Tree T-Shirt

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  • I'm Not An Elf, I'm Just Short T-Shirt

    I'm Not An Elf, I'm Just Short T-Shirt

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    I'm Not An Elf, I'm Just Short T-Shirt

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  • Tiny Silent Knight T-Shirt

    Tiny Silent Knight T-Shirt

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    Tiny Silent Knight T-Shirt

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  • Fly You Fools Geese T-Shirt

    Fly You Fools Geese T-Shirt

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    Fly You Fools Geese T-Shirt

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  • Critter Parade Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

    Critter Parade Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

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    Critter Parade Christmas Sweater T-Shirt

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  • Merry Lichmas T-Shirt

    Merry Lichmas T-Shirt

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    Merry Lichmas T-Shirt

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  • Must I Jingle All The Way T-Shirt

    Must I Jingle All The Way T-Shirt

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    Must I Jingle All The Way T-Shirt

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  • Too Much Eggnog T-Shirt

    Too Much Eggnog T-Shirt

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    Too Much Eggnog T-Shirt

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  • Valhalla La Goose T-Shirt

    Valhalla La Goose T-Shirt

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    Valhalla La Goose T-Shirt

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  • Silent Knight T-Shirt

    Silent Knight T-Shirt

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    Silent Knight T-Shirt

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  • Merry Cryptids T-Shirt

    Merry Cryptids T-Shirt

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    Merry Cryptids T-Shirt

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“Rolled a natural 20 on this gift.”

The joke is only the opening move.

  1. 01

    You know their class.

    Goblin chaos, feral geese or a d20 with a bow on it. Pick the joke they would make at the table.

  2. 02

    Soft as a long rest.

    Heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton in a relaxed unisex fit. Game night, grocery run, couch.

  3. 03

    The gift-giver gets loot too.

    Spotted one that is completely you? Every hero earns a loot drop. Add it to the cart while you are here.

For the whole party. Yes, even you.

Know their alignment. Gift their loot.

The DM finally speechless. The group chat full of photos. Pick the tee that rolls a natural 20 with them.

Find their Christmas tee

Last chance to order for US Christmas delivery: December 12.